When God Created Woman...

When God created woman he was working late on the 6th day. An angel came by and asked: "Why do you spend so much time on this one?"

And the lord answered: "Have you seen all the specifications I have to meet in order to shape her?"

She must be washable, but not made of plastic, have more than 200 moving parts which can all be replaced and she must function on all kinds of food, she must be able to embrace several kids at the same time, give a hug that can heal anything from a bruised knee to a broken heart and she must do all this with only to hands".

THE ANGEL WAS IMPRESSED.
"Just two hands impossible!" and this is the standard model?
"It’s too much work for 1 day, wait until tomorrow and then complete her"

"I will not said the lord. "I am so close to completing this creation, which will be the apple of my heart".

"She cures herself when sick and she can work 18 hours a day".

The angel came closer and touched the woman. "But you have made he so soft, lord"

"She is soft", said the lord, "but I have also made her strong. You can’t imagine what she can endure and overcome."
“Can she think?" the angel asked.

The Lord answered:
“Not only can she think, she can reason and negotiate."

The angel touched the woman’s cheek, "Lord, it seems this creation is leaking! you have put to many burdens on her"

"She is not leaking, its a tear, the lord corrected the angel

What is it for asked the angel?

And the lord replied: "Tears are her way of expressing grief, her doubts, her love, loneliness, suffering and her pride"

This made a big impression on the angel; "Lord, you are a genius, you thought of everything. The woman is indeed marvelous!"

Indeed she is, a woman has strengths that amaze men. She can handle trouble and carry burdens. She holds happiness, love and opinions. She smiles when she feels like screaming. She sings when she feels like crying, cries when she is happy and laughs when she is afraid.

She fights for what she believes in. She stands up against injustice. She doesn’t take "no" for an answer, when she can see a better solution. She gives herself so that her family can thrive. She takes her friend to the doctor if she’s afraid. Her love is unconditional.

She cries when her kids are victorious. She is happy when her friends do well. She is glad when she hears of a birth or a wedding.

Her heart is broken when a next of kin or friend dies. but she finds the strength 2 get on with life.

She knows that a kiss and a hug can heal a broken heart.

And yet this is her biggest flaw
she tends to forget what she is worth......